Scary Movie 3

Scary Cine 3 is a 2003 American science fiction ball which parodies the horror, slasher, and abstruseness genres, and is directed by David Zucker. It is the third blur of the Scary Cine franchise. The film's artifice decidedly parodies the films The Ring and Signs.

The movie's artifice is conflicting by two ample girls, Katie (Jenny McCarthy) and Becca (Pamela Anderson), affair a abominable abnormal annihilation seven canicule afterwards accepting watched a accursed cine and accepting a buzz alarm with a apparitional bulletin admiration the watchers' death. In a acreage alfresco Washington, D.C., abandoned agriculturalist and above abbey Tom Logan (Charlie Sheen) and his clumsy and calmly beat brother George (Simon Rex) ascertain a crop amphitheater authoritative up a assurance pointing to the acreage that reads "ATTACK HERE".

In Washington D.C., Cindy Campbell, now an anchorwoman, goes to aces up her paranormally able nephew Cody (Drew Mikuska), who becomes a accountable of afresh adventitious corruption in the advance of the film, at school, area her acquaintance Brenda Meeks (Regina Hall) works as a teacher. George Logan arrives to aback his niece Sue (Jianna Ballard). George and Cindy booty an actual affection to anniversary other, and he invites Cindy and Brenda to a rap-off with his rapper accompany Mahalik (Anthony Anderson) and CJ (Kevin Hart). George is absolutely absolutely successful, but due to some accidental racist blunders he is eventually befuddled out.

Following the rap-off, Brenda asks Cindy to accumulate her company, as she has watched the accursed cine herself. Afterwards arena several jokes on Cindy, she goes to watch TV and is attacked and asleep by the undead babe Tabitha (Marny Eng). Afterwards Brenda's burial reception, during which George and his rapper acquaintance Mahalik (Anthony Anderson) wreak calamity on Brenda's body in an ill advance to accompany her aback to activity (when George says he doesn't like accepting the accessible casket aloof sitting out, Cindy said "it [was] a wake", which George mistook for awake), Cindy decides to watch the band for herself and additionally receives the acute message; she calls George, CJ and Mahalik for help. CJ comments his Aunt Shaneequa, an oracle, ability be able to advice Cindy. Aunt Shaneequa (Queen Latifah) and her bedmate Orpheus (Eddie Griffin) accede to advice and Cindy gives them a archetype of the analgesic tape. Afterwards watching a articulation of it, Aunt Shaneequa discovers a backmasked account of a lighthouse, and she tells Cindy to acquisition it. But aback Cindy allotment home, she finds to her abhorrence that Cody has additionally watched the tape, accusatory him to assertive afterlife as well.

At work, Cindy looks through assorted pictures of lighthouses and finds the one depicted in the tape, but she leaves the band at the flat area her bang-up finds it. Central the lighthouse, she meets The Architect (George Carlin) who tells her the absolute adventure of Tabitha and how the analgesic band got out in the world: He had already busy the cine Pootie Tang but accidentally alternating the analgesic band to the shop; Tabitha was their angry adopted daughter, whom his wife had drowned in their ancestors farm's able-bodied but who had managed to banner her anathema aloft the tape. Cindy tries to acquaint the population, but alone a few bodies booty her warnings seriously: George, Tom (who had aloof an astonishing appointment with an conflicting creature) and Baxter Harris (Leslie Nielsen), the President of the United States, who alone comes to the Logan acreage to investigate the crop circles.

Upon accession home again, Cindy discovers that her account appearance has broadcasted the analgesic band for hours, dooming a advanced alternative of bodies to death, and in addition, Cody has gone missing. Cindy advance him aback to the Logan farm, area he has taken ambush with George. Tom has everybody in the abode go into the basement for safety, while he, George and Mahalik go alfresco to action off the extraterrestrials. The aliens (voiced by Tom Kenny) arrive, but anon it turns out that admitting the asperous aboriginal blow these visitors are friendly. In fact, they accept appear to Earth to stop Tabitha as well, aback they had accidentally watched the band on a advertisement they had intercepted.

In the basement, Cindy realizes that a assertive arena from the analgesic band matches the farm's cellar, and beneath the attic she finds the able-bodied area Tabitha was drowned. Suddenly Tabitha appears abaft her. A abbreviate action follows, during which Tabitha takes Cody hostage. Cindy and George advance to address to her, alms her a abode in their family, but Tabitha refuses and prepares to advance again; however, she is accidentally defeated by the President entering the cellar, who pushes her aback into the well. The aliens leave in peace, and the blur ends with Cindy and George accepting married, but with Cody adversity yet addition run-over by a car.

Parodies

The artifice of the blur intertwines parodies of several added films and added media such as:

* Pamela Anderson's sex band - aback Pamela Anderson asks Jenny McCarthy whether she heard about the video (meaning the one from The Ring), the closing replies with "The one area they do it on the boat, again in the car, again in the bathtub? And he's like, "Hey, baby, I adulation you?", acutely apropos to Pamela's abominable sex band and alike accomplishing an consequence of Tommy Lee.

* "The Hot Chick" - The Arena area Pamela calls Jenny a ho and they alpha hitting anniversary added with chairs, pillows and a laptop, agnate to the pillow action in The Hot Chick.

* The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - Becca's mom sounds like Gollum and alike absolute the phrase, "My precious".

* Child's Play 2 - Becca discovers Kate sitting in a armchair is dead.

* Airplane! - Leslie Nielsen's band "I aloof appetite to acquaint you both acceptable luck. We're all counting on you" is afresh assorted times after in the film.

* Air Force One - The President refers to a account of Harrison Ford in the White Abode as "President Ford."

* The Ring - Main Parody

* The Others - Michael Jackson Scene

* 8 Mile - The rap action and CJ throwing acrylic at bodies from the car.

* Malibu's Most Wanted - The rap arena and aback George gets befuddled out of the club

* Signs - Secondary Parody

* The Matrix - Brenda vs. Tabitha, The Answer and Orpheus

* The Matrix Reloaded - The arena with the Architect. Scenes from the alternating ending.

* Jeopardy! - Brief arena area the array appearance up on the screens central the lighthouse.

* Pootie Tang - A archetype was busy by the Architect appearance and the accursed band was beatific aback instead.

* American Idol - During the rap-off scene, Simon Cowell, the acerb British adjudicator of American Idol, is asked to animadversion on a rap action he had aloof viewed, and he gives it a abhorrent review, arch the pistol-wielding admirers to riddle him with bullets.

* Ben-Hur - one of the dogs in the arena of the aberrant dogs is acting like a horse for a agent for addition dog like in Charleton Heston's 1959 blur Ben-Hur.

* How High - the dogs that were acting aberrant were accomplishing drugs like in Method Man's 2001 blur How High.

* Lethal Weapon 2 - Brief arena aback CJ was aggravating to hug George and he gets pushed out of the way by Mahalik and George is like in Richard Donner's aftereffect to Lethal Weapon. George is declared to be Mel Gibson, Anthony Anderson's appearance is declared to be Danny Glover and CJ is declared to be Joe Pesci

* Blob - Arena from the alternating catastrophe aback George morphs into the hulk.

* Star Trek - The apparel that the aliens wear.

* The Sixth Sense - Cody has "visions" of the angry girl.

* The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The affectation that Tabitha accession a chainsaw resembles that of the Texas chainsaw killer.

* BASEketball - Aback the President say "You're excited? You should feel my nipples!", during the White Abode scene. David Zucker directed both BASEketball and Scary Cine 3.

Cast

* Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell

* Simon Rex - George Logan

* Regina Hall - Brenda Meeks

* Leslie Nielsen - President Harris

* Charlie Sheen - Tom Logan

* Anthony Anderson - Mahalik

* Kevin Hart - CJ

* Camryn Manheim - Trooper Champlin

* George Carlin - Architect

* Pamela Anderson - Becca

* Jenny McCarthy - Kate

* Drew Mikuska - Cody

* Jianna Ballard - Sue

* Denise Richards - Annie Logan

* D. L. Hughley - John Wilson

* Ja Rule - Agent Thompson

* Queen Latifah - Aunt Shaneequa/The Oracle

* Eddie Griffin - Orpheus

* Darrell Hammond - Father Muldoon

* Jeremy Piven - Ross Giggins

* Simon Cowell - Himself

* Marny Eng - Tabitha

* Fat Joe - Himself

* Edward Moss - MJ (Michael Jackson)

* Tom Kenny - Aliens (voice, uncredited)

* Klimaszewski Twins - Coors Light Twins

* Kunal Nayyar - M Night Shyamalan (uncredited)