Sabtu, 19 Maret 2011

Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck is a parody of the Twilight version of New Moon. Most of the scenes parody and its star was the same with Twilight. There are even jokes of the figures nyeleneh Lady Gaga, Black Eyed Peas and the movie Alice in Wonderland that is displayed here.

This movie is guaranteed to make you laugh. Moreover, Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg had previously been panning for success through Epic Movie, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans.

Becca Crane (Jenn Proske) moves to Sporks to live with her clueless father, Sheriff Frank (Diedrich Bader), after her mother starts an affair with Tiger Woods. Meanwhile killings have been happening to random people and the number one Suspects are the Kardashians. Becca is Quickly befriended by many students at her new high school, Including Jennifer (Anneliese van der Pol), but she is intrigued by the mysterious and aloof Edward Sullen (Matt Lanter), WHO perplexes Their During her time in the biology class, despite he thinks she smells of tuna. Later, Becca is Nearly struck by a van in the school parking lots. Edward inexplicably moves from installments feet away and stops the vehicle with a student without any harm to Himself or Becca, the student being badly injured. He later refuses to Explain this act to Becca and warns against befriending her uterus. After much research, but reaching the wrong conclusion That he is a Jonas Brother, Edward corrects her saying he is a vampire, though he only consumes animal blood and shows her the shiny bling he Wears under his clothes. The pair fall in love, and introduces to his vampire family Becca on her birthday. While unwrapping a gift, Becca gets a paper cut, Causing Edward's family to relapse by her blood's scent and attempt to kill her but three of Them get killed by being thrown into a piano and a sunbeds. Realizing the danger That he and his family pose to Becca, Edward Their relationship ends while saving her from the one of the three nomadic vampires have been killing Humans WHO, Jack (Charlie Weber), knocking his head off with a baseball bat. Jack's head smashes Sheriff Frank's car window and he blames the Kardashians.

Edward's departure leaves Becca heartbroken for months (and screaming for hours) as she discovers That Thrill-seeking activities Evoke Edward's preserved image. Also she is comforted by her deepening friendship with Jacob White (Christopher N. Riggi), the Cheerful Childhood friend WHO EASES her pain over losing Edward. But due to his strange Puberty, Becca discovers he has changed from a Chihuahua as his "pack" arrive to maul another of the nomadic vampires. Edward has moved to Brazil and is now dating Buzzworthy but through a series of miscommunications, Edward Believes Becca has killed Herself and attempts to Provoke the "Zolturi"-a powerful vampire coven capable of killing uterus-by standing naked in the sunlight at the site of the 'St. Salvatore's day 'school prom. Becca rushes to the prom in a Porsche 911 to save Edward. Upon arrival, she is slowed down During the Warring factions of Edward and Jacob fangirls fangirls. She is Unable to make it in time as Edward exposes Himself, figuratively and literally. However, the eclipse starts and thus concealing Edward's vampire nature as Becca gets uterus to safety. However after a fight Between uterus and the Zolturi leader, Daro (Ken Jeong), Edward is forced to make into a vampire so Becca Their lives would be spared. He does so after Becca agrees to Marry uterus if he makes her a vampire and his wife. The movie concludes with Edward taking a blow to the head by the head Jacob fangirl WHO shouts "Team Jacob, bitch!" Edward survives the blow, and the girl ends up being attacked by the vampirized Becca.


* Jenn Proske as Becca Crane * Matt Lanter as Edward Sullen * Diedrich Bader as Frank Crane * Christopher N. Riggi as Jacob White * Ken Jeong as Daro * Anneliese van der Pol as Jennifer * Arielle Kebbel as Rachel * B.J. Britt as Antoine * Charlie Weber as Jack * Emily Brobst as June * Bradley Dodds as Salvatore * Mike Mayhall as Nicholas * Rett Terrell as Max * Stephanie Fischer as Rosalyn * Nick Eversman as Jeremiah * Zane Holtz as Alex * Crista Flanagan as Eden * Jeff Witzke as Dr. Carlton * June Hee Lee as Derric * Kelsey Ford as Iris * David DeLuise as Fisherman Scully * Krystal Mayo as Buffy the Vampire Slayer * Ike Barinholtz as Bobby White * Dave Foley as Principal Smith * Helena Barrett as Alice * Matthew Warzel as John

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